When there's a slow song at a school dance
sodamnrelatable: Everyone’s slow dancing like But then there’s me, and I don’t have anyone to dance with, so I’m like via sodamnrelatable
peterparkbench: “Hi, I’m Micheal Phelps and my training routine is based on the three S’s. Swimming, Subway and SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY GET HIGH NIGGA 420 ALL DAY.”
basedcisco: thank you for trying out this blog. we apologize you did not enjoy your experience. please answer the following questions 1. why did you choose to unfollow? 2. what could we have done better next time? 3. why u a bitch?
laughingstation: Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are?
oddkidvisions: Hating on Chris Brown from outside the club
infinitewinds: offendpoppunk: remember when patrick was choking on snow
when my mom is on the phone
rumbleroarforever: Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi? Me:
abortionallships: i love u u love me so take off your clothes and shut the fuck up